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Who can say in their heart of hearts that they have not gasped at the magnificence of one of these industrial mountains, steaming slightly even in the pouring rain?Now sadly being landscaped, used as road-fill, turned into golf courses and otherwise diminished.Wummin 1: Aye, but ah hear the jannies at Bute Hoose ur gunnin fur him... So ah thoat since it wisny forbidden ah wid hochle up a big greener an hing it oan the windae. At's a real humdinger Noun: also Jacksy, Jaxy (make up your own) - arse, specifically sphincter. Example: Ah decided no tae audition fur the New Bay City Rollers, cause fur wan, ah didny see how ah wid need a medical. He hud three hoodies an a perra adidas trackies up his jook" Also used by the stupidly polite as a euphemism for arse. Apparently this was originally taken from the name of a fruiting tree the Jujube..Noun: A streetwise young lady, lacking in refinement, probably somewhere in her teenage years. The wummin in the windae seat started complainin like fuck. Then the Driver pit me aff." Noun: That which is exceptional; worthy of note; but not necessarily in a good way... Two, ah don't hink at wee baldy bugger wis a real doctor. 1 Marbles2 testicles."Big Gordon hid hud enough o the smarmy wee nyaff an suddenly turnt roon an gied him a right sore yin in the jauries" From "Life at No 11, Living next door to an unbearable patronising git" by Sarah Brown. see links: The Jujube These may originally have been medicinal sweets, and the non-medicianl teeth-rotting attributes just gradually took precedence over the medicinality of the confection.
Verb: to twirl or spin, particularly to the point of dizziness Example: The wean wis birlin roon an roon oan the swivel chair, but she startit tae boak.Place one foot firmly on the floor and gyrate the other foot roond it, touching with the toes as if the water is hot. if a child is playing in a muddy puddle or the bath with some toys with no real pupose to the game they are said to be guddling.Eventually place other foot firmly on the floor and repeat - until you eventually get hame. Also a technique for catching fish in burns using only your hands.testicles (rhyming slang) "Ah know ye're fae a broken home, an ye've goat a drug habit, an ye're a victim o' society, an ye've got low self esteem.Nowadays tends to be used to describe persons from the Central Belt - having implications similar to 'schemie' with regard to dress sense, intellect and big dug ownership. Ginger bootle - when ye used tae get 20p if you took Irn Bru bottles back to the shop or the van - takin the gingies tae the van (or shop)...Gingy merchant - a person who collected gingies and took then to the van (or shop)A dance done when Blootered on Vino Collapso or Buckfast.
Ye went tae fling sooked jooblies at the screen an generally run aboot tae see if the man wid pit ye oot. A bad one.'See that Sean, thas a bajin, he's oanly chibbed tha' puur Mrs Wummin ferrer pension'Badness personified, as in Rank Bajin, the dastardly criminal genius against whom Lobey Dosser is pitted in the comic strips.